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LOL

e vo je rofl teški...
al niso naznačija spoiler
jel ovo neki novi redak ispod...
malo je prominjen text box? dobar znak za citat

SW parodija:

1. PADOBRANAC

Kad Anakin i Obi-Wan izađu iz uništenog Invisible handa, kraj njih padobranom sleti onaj klon koji proleti kraj kamere, kad mu je uništen lovac u svemiru. Makne platno s glave, pogleda u Jedije i kaže: Ovo je bilo zaista **beno slijetanje.

2. POUKA

Grievous kašljeći prođe kraj kamere, stane okrene se i u nju kaže: Moram smanjit broj cigareta na dan.

3. LET

Obi-Wan kaže Anakinu da ne skače na njega jer je u boljoj poziciji. On ipak skoči a ovaj mu odreže noge i ruku. Padne na pod i pogleda u kameru: Smeg. Mrzim kad ima pravo.

evo nekolko o crnogorcima Za Ivana Engelmena

-UPOMOČ!!! Upravo me silovao neki crnogorac!!!
-Pa odkud znate da je bio crnogorac
-morala sam sve sama da radim


jutarnji program na crnogorskom radiju. Priča spiker.
-a sad za jutarnjen razgibavanje: Jedan-dva,jedan-dva-jedan-dva
-a sad drugi očni kapak


gdje Crnogorac sakriva novce
-ispod lopate

Zašto plavuša širi noge?
Ko knjiga se otvara na najčitaniju stranicu!

išli zec i medvjed u ribolov i ulovili oni zlatnu ribicu!!
kaže njim zlatna ribica da će ispunit svakom po tri želje samo da je puste!!!
tako dođe medo i kaže:"želim da je cijela šuma puna lijepih,krasnih medvjedica"!-i bude!!
sada dođe zec i kaže:"želim novi motor"-i dobi on novi motor!
dođe medo drugi put:"želim da je cijela okolica puna lijepih,krasnih medvjedica!-i bude!!
dođe zeko drugi put:"želim novu kacigu za motor"-i dobi!!!
dođe medo treći put:"želim da cijeli svijet bude pun lijepih,krasnih medvjedica"- i bude!!!
i napokon dođe i treći put zeko!stavi on kacigu sijedne na motor i kaže:"ja želim da je medo peder"-i odjuri!!!

jili znate kako haker viće kad ude u zatvor esc esc esc

dartmauljili znate kako haker viće kad ude u zatvor esc esc esc

daj ubaci koji interpunkcijski znak, stila,.: "

Dođe lik s nožem u leđima kod doktora:
"Doktore, doktore! Pomozite, imam nož u leđima!"
"Žao mi je gospodine, ne mogu vam pomoći, radno mi je vrijeme prošlo i spremam se kući."
"Ali doktore, pa ja imam nož u leđima, umirem!"
"Oprostite, moje radno vrijeme je prošlo, gotov sam za danas."
"Doktore imajte milosti, pa ja umirem!!!"

a doktor ne zna što bi, izvuče mu nož, zabije mu ga u oko i kaže:"Ad' sad do okuliste, on radi još pola sata."

Mujo rjesava krizaljku:

Telefonski poziv ( 3 slova) ZVR

Grad u Italiji ( 3 slova) TRS

vrsta zivotinje sa kucicom ( 3 slova) PAS

Nije gladan ( 3 slova) JEO

vidi sliku ( 5 slova ) VIDIO

zenin brat ( 5 slova ) HAMID

vrsta metala ( 4 slova ) PLEH

dio pribora za jelo ( 3 slova ) ZUB

zensko dijete ( 3 slova ) ONA

hladno oruzje ( 7 slova ) PENDREK

kokosiji proizvod (4 slova ) SUPA

zajednica muskarca i zene ( 4 slova ) STAN


Visi jabuka na grani, zrela, sočna, pupasta, crvena. Gleda je crv: Tako bi joj rado us'o!
Pa gleda sa koje strane. Vrabac gleda crva:
Da ga pojedem ili ne? Bolje da on prvo malo gricne one jabuke, pa se malo
udeblja, zaąto bi bio jedan zalogaj kad moze biti cijeli obrok?
Vrapca gleda macka:
- Ih, kakav je zgoljav, pricekat cu dok pojede crva, nek se malo udeblja, pa cu ga onda maznuti!
U tom razmisljanju macka se okliznu i padne u potok.
POUKA: Sto je duza predigra to je MACA vlaznija!!!

Neznam dal je već neko isprićo ovaj al evo ga:

Natjecanje u preplivanju La Manchea.Svi plivaju,a Isus trći po vodi.

DARTH HIRIUMevo jedan sw za one koji nisu vidjeli orotsu

Šta anakin skywalker kaže grofu dooku-u kada ga pobijedi.

-Vrlo dobro daj da ti dam ruku..

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Znate ovaj:
Ivan Pavao 2.,Hajduk 1.

Benedikt 16.,Dinamo 17.

Neznam da li je neko već osto oval al evo:

1.Šta je gore od3 bebe u jednom kontenjeru?

Jedna beba u3 kontenjera


2.Što je to kad nešto grebe po staklu?
Beba u mikrovalnoj

Why the chicken crossed the road...
In the words of the Star Wars characters


YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.

LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.

HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

ARTOO: beep beep be bop.

CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!

BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.

BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!

WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.

BIB: Die chicken wanga?

BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!

UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.

AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.

ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark

LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!!
You got a lot of gots crossing that road, after what you pulled!

EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.

JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!

GREEDO: Oota-Goota chicken?

TARKIN: Surely the chicken must be dead by now.

JAWA: Utinni!

HAN: It's going closer to one of this big roads
LEIA & C-3PO: Closer?!

ADMIRAL PIETT: Chicken - we don't need their scum!

MON MOTHMA: The data brought to us pinpoints the exact location of the other side.
Many chicken have died to bring us this information.

LANDO: Head back to the other side! And see if you can get a few of
those chicken to follow you.

YODA: When nine hundred roads you crossed, look as good you will not. Hmmm?

A kako vam se cini ovo... Noja greska ako je vec netko postavo slicnu ili ne do bog istu stvar....

Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe
My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student
I survived the Battle of Endor
Palpatine, save me from your followers
My other starship is an SSD
Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon
Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully
Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial
Max Rebo Tour '99 [or whatever year it is]
X-wing pilots do it better
WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY (on the Star Destroyer's rear, silly) why yes, i *did* see that movie, why do you ask?
Poodoo happens...
"My other vehicle is an AT-AT"
"Palpatine/Vader in 2000 (Like you have a choice)"
"If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"
"The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands"
"I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)"
"Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled"
Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation
Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I Am!
Baby Ewok on Board
Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board
Don't Like the Way I Drive? Call 1-800-FLY-CASUAL
My Other Car is an Incom T-16
Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138
Mon Mothma for Emperor!
T-Shirts in the Star Wars Universe
"My Mom (and/or Dad) fought at the Battle of (Yavin/Hoth/Endor) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
"Have you hugged a wookie today?"
"I'm with stupid" (With arrow pointing to Jabba)
"My astromech went to the Death Star and all I got were the lousy Technical Schematics"
"Emperor's slugs need love too"

I jos malo fora vezanih uz SW

Najbolji su Bib i Ackbar

ma rotfl i to veliki LOL najbolji ovi sw, svaka čast Jade(daje ruku za rukovanje)

Luk@ hvala....

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