ned, 23. travnja '06 u 19:55
<born1986> why the f**k isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i f**king worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my f**kin drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this sh*t always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that sh*t out tha window
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<born1986> OMG i f**kin did it!!!
<born1986> f**k!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass>
<born1986> f**k sh*t f**k
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb
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<born1986> sh*t
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass>:o
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that f**king disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass>???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now
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<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb
lol zakon su. ovbavezno pročitajte
evo svih, neki se ponavljaju, nije mi se dalo pa sam cp-o
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor’s house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh sh*t!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire….
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing…
i8b4uunderground: d-_-b
bonynomore: how u make that inverted b?
bonynomore: wait
bonynomore: never mind
jeebus: the “bishop” came to our church today
jeebus: he was a f**ken impostor
jeebus: never once moved diagonally
th3no0b: Im going to be the next hitler
th3no0b: Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
rageagainsttheamish: why the clown
th3no0b: See? no one cares about the jews
rageagainsttheamish: lmao
*** Topic in #doghouse is ‘Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud’
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
anubis: what fraud?
kadmium: You haven’t heard about it?
anubis: no?
kadmium: You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
anubis: omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to ‘Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud’
sui88: 67% of girls are stupid
v -girl: i belong with the other 13%
ukdj |Planet: I swear to god
ukdj |Planet: I’ve just heard a duck tell a joke
jock: o…k
ukdj |Planet: there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
ukdj |Planet: one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
ukdj |Planet: then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
ukdj |Planet: it looked just like duck stand-up comedy
xxxgirlygirlxxx: Thank you for listening to me.
xxxgirlygirlxxx: You know your a really good listener.
xxxgirlygirlxxx: Sweety please say something.
sandaedar: Ok I’m back.
wildsexyprincess: i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
xenox: Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
patrician |Away: what does your robot do, sam
bovril: it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they’re super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
digignome: Real life should have a f**king search function, or something.
digignome: I need my socks.
ich: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
ich: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
ich: and the 0 key doesn’t work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
ich: and the machine flashed up “Item Not Found: 404″
ich: and I actually laughed out loud
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in f**king EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our f**king phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000:...!!!!!! f**k f**k f**k
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can f**k?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> YesMrs.Miller..:-/
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh sh*t!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> |.
<Ouroboros>.|
<tag> |.
<Ouroboros>. |
<tag> |.
<Ouroboros>|.
<Ouroboros> Whoops
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back f**ker"
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick f**kers)
<anamexis>:<
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODYHERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> IDON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C
ocuments and Settings\Ricky\My Documents\faxes\sent faxes\"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony>...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
<born1986> why the f**k isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i f**king worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my f**kin drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this sh*t always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that sh*t out tha window
...
<born1986> OMG i f**kin did it!!!
<born1986> f**k!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass>
<born1986> f**k sh*t f**k
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb
...
<born1986> sh*t
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass>:o
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that f**king disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass>???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now
...
<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
<glacial>I love school
<glacial>Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial>Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial>So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial>She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial>"Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH f**k ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY sh*t
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE
<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a f**king soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!
Skylos: dang its irritating when I get phone calls and they just hang up
Triggur: call them back with caller ID and then hang up!
Triggur: ever get a Heavy-Breathing call?
Triggur: I did once and I told him, "oh god, that is SO hot.can I jack off too?"
Triggur: turns out it was my mom winded from walking upstairs.
<Narbs_> I don't understand why most virus scanners scan media files by default
<Narbs_> I don't need my tranny porn collection scanned for viruses
<bonk`> except HIV
<davo0o> My girlfriend has been playing hard to get lately.
<lex> Did you inflate her with helium this time?
adventures!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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