Enterprise

The only Hispanics you ever se on the Enterprise are only on landing parties and are always wearing the red shirts.

That snot-nosed-punk Wesely Crusher

Dax is a very sexy woman, but Sisko keeps calling her "old man" and that just ruins it for me.

There is no way in hell you can tell me that Voyager can stand up on those itty-bitty landing legs.

Every fourth episode has the same bad guy in different make-up.

Neelix and Kes!? Sorry, but Kes could do much, MUCH better than that.

The way Uhura just sits there as if to say, "Gee, I can't say a word because I'm just a woman, and I don't know anything"

Kirk is the only Captian who every gets any on a regular basis.

The Enterprise-D gets hit a million times, Picard fires once, and the Enterprise gets hit a million more times.

Why does the Voyager keep stopping? At this rate, they'll never get home.

Why doesn't Sisko pull that bug out of his butt?

...for that matter, why doesn't Tuvok?

...or McCoy?

Sulu and Chekov never do anything interesting.

Kirk, Scotty, and Uhura seem to have expanded over the years.

Wesley Crusher

Picard is a French Man with an English Accent.

They never come out with any useful action figures.

If anyone falls in love with a major crew member... They're dogmeat.

Everyone that McCoys operates on dies.

The Voyager's endless supply of shuttles

That Damned Clip-show.

When is Picard gonna pull the plug on the Holodeck? Sure, they're entertaining, but if the average Holodeck worked as well on the Enterprise, I wouldn't use 'em.

The Fact that Next Generation is no longer on the air.

Kirk thought he'd die on the bridge. Actually, he died under one.

When Luaxana Troi throws herself at Picard. I say, "Go for it Jean-Luc!! Have sex more than once a season!"

Why does Troi wear that tight bunny suit? Actually, this really doesn't piss me off.

Does the Hair Club For Men no longer exist in the 24th century?

No T.V. in the 24th century.

Data is a tecnologically sophisticated android that cannot use contrations.

Spock can just shove his logic as far as I'm concerned.

Worf is the chief of Security, yet he can't hit squat with his phaser.

Whoopi Goldberg has played Guinan for six years and she hasn't made me laugh once.

Wesley "I'm smarter than you are" Crusher

When that virus invaded the Enterprise men underwent complicated psychopathic complications. Women just got horny.

9 out of 10 episodes end with a peaceful confrontation. COME ON! I WANT TO SEE BLOOD!!!

Harry Kim is too much of a brown-noser.

Technobabble.

The Defiant would be a powerful warship, if they would actually shoot at the bad guys!

The Voyager looks like what would happen if the Enterpise-D and SeaQuest mated.

That scene in episode #023 when Kirk has his right hand on his phaser then the scene changes and it magically turns up in his left hand.

Nitpikers.

Come on, we all know that that's a bannana clip on LaForge's face.

The Feringi run everything starfleet don't

The Borg assimilate all sorts of aliens, yet all the Borg look alike and I have yet to see a female borg.

Why is the Enterprise always the only ship in range?

Who the hell made Harriman Captian of the Enterprise-B?

Kes is a babe, but she's going to be dead in 9 years so what's the point?

The fact that Worf never once broke Wesley Crusher in half.