Zafrkancija

ako vam je prljav monitor:

http://www.hana-ess.eu.dodea.edu/activities/video/dog_screen_clean.swf

kolko pingvina stane u telefonsku govornicu?
jogurt nema kicmu

hm... ovo fkt nema smisla i bezveze je!

u orginalu je bilo bolje:

zašto je trava zelena?
pa zato jer jogurt nema kičmu!

Bryan Adayako se u Google upiše: find Chuck Norris, ovo se dobije

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you
Try a different person

To sam jos prije otkrio naj bolje je ovo:Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Kaj to po danu laje,a po noci pliva u vodi?
Punicino zubalo

Sjede 2 babe u mraku dođe 3 i upali svijetlo

Dvije babe ispred crkve,kaze jedna:jucer sam vidla mladica kako pusi cigaretu i od muke mi je ispala piva.

Setaju 2 crva ulicom i vide špagete i kaze jedan:vidi grupni sex

Hodaju2 ves masine ulicom i jednu pokupi kamion,pocne druga pjevaterilica duze zivi uz Calgon

Bila 2 covjeka na poslu,jedan je radio,drugi CD.

Kako informaticari popravljaju auto?
Izađu i ponovo uđu u njega.

Dugo me nije bilo

Darth Zabrakhm... ovo fkt nema smisla i bezveze je!

u orginalu je bilo bolje:

zašto je trava zelena?
pa zato jer jogurt nema kičmu!

Ja bas volim te bezsmislene viceve,bas su kewl.

Sto je plavusa bez pola mozga?
Nadarena!

Luke Skywalker for President

e narode ako je neko htio brzo da nauci kineski evo vam prilike


Dildo - Fun Toi
Ex-wife - Fa Kin Sau
Where´s the restroom? - Ai Pe Nau
I absolutely agree! - No Daut
Jesus Child - Ho Li Boi
Dogsh*t under my shoe - Stin Kin Puh
Stop teasing me! - Tat Nut Fun
Annoying kid - Hit Tat Boi
Cough up some dough! - Pei Nau
Go for a ride for free - Hit Hai King
I think our friend is homo - He Gai
Your price is too high - Ai No Bai Dam Ting
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Hey, I think we have a serious problem here! - Sum Ting Wong
Having an early orgasm - Kum Tu Suun
Saying the same thing several times - Ri Pi Ting
Are You horny? - Yu Har Dik
You´re just so stupid - Fak Ju
I just get drunk so easy - On Li Tu
Oh, You´ve been smoking as well? - Ju Tu Hai
I´ve got something in my eye - Aut Mai Ai
You explained that before, but finally I understand - Ai See Nau
Listen baby, isn´t that a pretty and romantic sky tonight? - Mun So Brait
Let´s get outta here and that fast as hell! - Fa Kin Run
Oh, just look at that Ferrari! - Big Boi Toi
I´m just so horny - Ma Dik Big
As I said before, Microsoft sucks! - Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
I told You that´s he´s extremely ticklish! - Jum Pin Hai
Hey buddy, I know it´s winter, but not THAT cold to pee outdoor - Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
Ok listen, this got to look like an accident - Hit Mai Ai
He’s cleaning his automobile - He Wa Shing Ka
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
It’s very dark in here - Wai So Dim
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting
I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching
Your body odor is so offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
I didn´t know that You knew the lyrics to The Macarena - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
Phew, this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung
Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me as soon as possible - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Fuk
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
Our meeting is scheduled for next week! - Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
Great - Fa Kin Su Pah
Dung On Mai Shu = I stepped in sh*t.
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu = Let's sleep together.
Ai Bang Mai Ne = I bumped into the coffee table.
Fat Ho = An unattractive woman.
Ar U Wun Tu = A gay liberation greeting.
Chin Tu Fat = You need a face lift.
Chow Mai Dong = Blow me.
Dum Gai = A stupid person.
Wel Hung Gai = Is that a banana in your pocket?
Won Hung Low = Southern Chinese dialect for Welcome.
Gun Pao Der = An ancient Chinese invention.
Hu Flung Dung = Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding = We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive.
Jan Ne Ka Sun = A former late night talk show host.
Kum Hia = Approach me.
Lao Ze Sho = Gilligan's Island.
Lao Zi = Not very good.
Lin Ching = An illegal execution.
Moon Lan Ding = A great achievement of the American space program.
Ne Ahn = A lighting fixture used in advertising signs.
Shai Gai = A bashful person.
Tai Ne Bae Be = A premature infant.
Tai Ne Po Ne = A small horse.
Ten Ding Ba = Serving drinks to people.
Wan Bum Lung = A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan = Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you.
Wa Shing Kah = Cleaning an automobile.
Wai So Dim = Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting = There is no reason to raise your voice.


jbga ako se prevede izgubi smisao

hehe, ove fore s kineskim/japanskim su nepresušne

evo da i tu metnem link kojim ćete na jednostavan i prelagan način pomoći jednom čovjeku u ostvarenju svoje želje xD

http://www.prawiczek25.pl/index_en.php

Luxhehe, ove fore s kineskim/japanskim su nepresušne

evo da i tu metnem link kojim ćete na jednostavan i prelagan način pomoći jednom čovjeku u ostvarenju svoje želje xD

http://www.prawiczek25.pl/index_en.php

xD
Koji car, podsjeća me na Stevea Carella xD

show them to me

perfektno

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k7imoiUCCWY

hehe





ako su slike prevelike sorry,ne znam ih smanjiti

ove vjeverice su zakon xD

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
so, who killed Ivo Pukanic?
God:
Far out. I think the lone gunman acted alone.
Me:
but it was a bomb
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
so, who did it?
God:
Uh. Alice B. Toklas.

bilo je još tog, no eto, pogledajte sami

idu dve čečkalice i sretnu iglu, kaze jedna čačkalica u jeee... gle terminatora.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
DARTH VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is...totally different.
LEIA: I don't know...but I have a bad feeling about this.
HAN: Hurry up, Colonel Sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
C-3P0: Sir, I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
R2-D2: Beep beep be bop.
CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken, trust me.
BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't surviveć He's worth a lot to me!
WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross itć
JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the roadć We shall double our efforts.
BIB: Die chicken wangać
BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in timeć
TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line...fear of getting hit by a car!
UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to cross that road.
AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark.
LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car, do you understand.
JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!

Zakon je.

Imali Fata i Mujo mačku. Fata ju je prilično voljela, ali Mujo ju je mrzio. Odluči Mujo da je se nekako otarasi. Skont'o da je odnese i ostavi negdje u naselju. To sljedeći dan, kad nije bilo Fate i učini. Vrati se kući, kad tek što je uš'o na vrata, ugleda mačku na trosjedu.

Odluči on da je slijedeći dan odnese na drugi kraj grada. To i učini. Vrati se kući, kad ista slika kao od prethodnog dana, mačka na trosjedu.

Otiđe on narednog dana u šumu kraj grada i ostavi tamo mačku. Kad se vraćao, izgubi se. Međutim, imao je mobilni te nazva Fatu. Ona se javi, a on je pita:

-"Je li mačka kod kuće?"

-"Je?"

-"Daj mi je malo..."

nisam pregledavao sve za***ancije, pa se nadam da ne ponavljam:

koje su najtanje knjige na svijetu:

ljubavni život ferovca
crnogorska radna knjižica
bosanska enciklopedija
somalijska kuharica
divote slovenske morske obale
mudrosti jedne plavuše
citati chuck norrisa u filmovima koji nemaju veze sa tabanjem
vaderova lista admirala koji će dati amnestiju

budem ih se još sjetio...

što mujo radi kad završi pravni
- seli skelu na medicinski

tko pod drugim jamu kopa-grobar

noću je hladnije nego vani!

kako postati samoubojica iz zasjede:

uzmeš pušku dovoljno jaku da ispali metak oko cijele zemljske kugle, skriješ se iza grma, ispališ metak i čekaš.