pon, 26. prosinca '05 u 01:29
Njanjgalaxywalk
Neki lik iz MatrixaNo one made it the fist time!
Tu si u krivu. Chuck Norris sve moze iz prve. Tj. Chuck Norris moze sve.
Kao dokaz prilazem ove nepobitne cinjenice:
1.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
2. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard." Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
I rest my case
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