omiljeni citati,dijalozi i sl.

dobra scena:

"Arise, arise riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day...ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now, Ride! Ride for ruin and the worlds end! Death!....Forth Eolengas!"

druga po redu najbolja scena...nakon Aragorna

meni je fora citati ROTK,ono neš sa undeadima i s vratima....

mene dirne u Fellowship of the ring: kada Gandalf smiruje sve na meetingu u Rivendell-u a u pozadini prsten koji butki i cuje se Sauronov glas.....brrrrrrrrrrrr....sve me hvata jeza...

Darth Banemeni je fora citati ROTK,ono neš sa undeadima i s vratima....

"The way is shut, it was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it! The way is shut, now you must die!"

Jawa dope smugglermene dirne u Fellowship of the ring: kada Gandalf smiruje sve na meetingu u Rivendell-u a u pozadini prsten koji butki i cuje se Sauronov glas.....brrrrrrrrrrrr....sve me hvata jeza...

jača mi je scena kada u ROTKu Sauron zavodi Aragorna pred Crnim vratima...freaky...

ili usta sauronova....aghhhhh....užas

Najdraži mi je citat iz Romea i Julie:
"Od novoga jada stara bol će proći!"
Tako istinito

A bolja je ona:"Romeo,o,Romeo,zašto si Romeo...."

kul su oni iz warcrafta 3

hehe npr:"zrn!zrn! hallo? AAHh for the last time!i am a dread lord,not a drug lord!" ili "if i have wings,why am i always walking?"

WC3 rulaju
grunt: "I know someone like Yoda, *Yoda voice*do I?"
wind rider:"Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? is it a plane? No, it's me!"
tauren(bikoliki): "What are there letters burned on my ass?"
sorceress: "For the End of the World spell, press control, alt, delete."
dryad: I'll attract the enemy with my Human call: "I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"

Dwarf 1: We must defeat the dwarves!
Dwarf 2: We are the dwarves.
Dwarf 1: Oh.

Death Knight: "I hate people! But I LOVE gatherings..."
priest: "I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!"
Illidan: "I see.... absolutely nothing."

Damien KryzerWC3 rulaju
grunt: "I know someone like Yoda, *Yoda voice*do I?"
wind rider:"Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? is it a plane? No, it's me!"
tauren(bikoliki): "What are there letters burned on my ass?"
sorceress: "For the End of the World spell, press control, alt, delete."
dryad: I'll attract the enemy with my Human call: "I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"

Dwarf 1: We must defeat the dwarves!
Dwarf 2: We are the dwarves.
Dwarf 1: Oh.

Death Knight: "I hate people! But I LOVE gatherings..."
priest: "I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!"
Illidan: "I see.... absolutely nothing."

lol nisam niš primjetio

evo jedan od naših sve pametnih kkometnatora
tekma 2002 hrv-italija
aut za talijane i glupi komentator kaže da se pannuci odlucio za UBAC rukom

1.aut je bio u talijanskoj polovici tak da nije mogo ubaciti
2.kak ce drugacije ubaciti nego rukom

Evo jedan iz Plemena;

Ebony susrece Sladea:
"Will you follow Zoot?"

Slade nonsalantno:
"Which way did he go?"

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Ovo mi je dobar citat, ali jedan dio sve pokvari, zašto se uopce i čudim, kad pogledam tko je redatelj filma

Major Cain: I'm suprised there's anyone left alive.
Tech #1: They're S.T.A.R.S. Special Tactics and Rescue Squad. They're the best.
Major Cain: Let's see how good they really are.

A ovo je najluđi potez u cijelom filmu

L.J.: [hands raised] Respect!
[drops guns]
Nemesis: Aaaurghhhh...
[analyzes L.J. and walks away]

Još jedan dobar citat, opet me čudi, našao se među izbačenim scenama

Terri Morales: "I always hated school."
LJ: "Not me, I was a ghetto superstar. Drugs, guns, ho's, jazz choir, I did this sh*t Renaissance style."
Jill Valentine: "Is there any danger that you might shut the f**k up for a moment?"
[Jill gives her own gun to Terri]
Terri Morales: "I've never shot a gun before."
Jill Valentine: "There's nothing to it. Point. Pull. Repeat. Try to hit them in the head."
[Jill walks away]

Damien KryzerWC3 rulaju

Nisu ni ni iz WC2 za bacit.

Goblin Zeppelin
"You worry about the towers, I worry about the minimap!"

Gdje li sam to čuo?

Pissed Troll

"I kill two dwarfs in da morning, I kill two dwarfs at ight,
I kill two dwarfs in the afternoon, and then I feel alright.
I kill two dwarfs in time of peace and two in time of war,
I kill two dwarfs before I kill two dwarfs, and then I kill two more."

Predobro.

Imperial admiralResident Evil: Apocalypse

Ovo mi je dobar citat, ali jedan dio sve pokvari, zašto se uopce i čudim, kad pogledam tko je redatelj filma

Major Cain: I'm suprised there's anyone left alive.
Tech #1: They're S.T.A.R.S. Special Tactics and Rescue Squad. They're the best.
Major Cain: Let's see how good they really are.

A ovo je najluđi potez u cijelom filmu

L.J.: [hands raised] Respect!
[drops guns]
Nemesis: Aaaurghhhh...
[analyzes L.J. and walks away]

Još jedan dobar citat, opet me čudi, našao se među izbačenim scenama

Terri Morales: "I always hated school."
LJ: "Not me, I was a ghetto superstar. Drugs, guns, ho's, jazz choir, I did this sh*t Renaissance style."
Jill Valentine: "Is there any danger that you might shut the f**k up for a moment?"
[Jill gives her own gun to Terri]
Terri Morales: "I've never shot a gun before."
Jill Valentine: "There's nothing to it. Point. Pull. Repeat. Try to hit them in the head."
[Jill walks away]

Ovaj mi je isto fenomenalan:
L.J.(u auto, gazeci zombije): GTA you motherf**ker! 10 points!

dobar je iz wc3:
King: what is the meaning of this?What r you doing?
Arthas: succeeding you father.

Aha, film od Humana.
Obozavam i animaciju na kraju 6 ili 7 misije, kad Mal Ganis dodje Arthasu:
"Haha... You'l never catch me."
"I will. If I had to, i will follow you to the end of the world. Do you hear me? TO THE END OF THE WORLD!!

JaspelOvaj mi je isto fenomenalan:
L.J.(u auto, gazeci zombije): GTA you motherf**ker! 10 points!

Ma sve u svemu, dobri su mi svi citati, rečenice od Jill i L.J.

[after hearing the S.T.A.R.S. planning to take down the Nemesis]
L.J.: You motherf**kers is crazy! Look. That big motherf**ker got a rocket launcher!

[in Umbrella helicopter]
Major Cain: Why is this thing not in the air?
L.J.: 'Cause I usually drive a Cadillac!

............

Angie Ashford: "Those things are in here."
Jill Valentine: "It's okay honey they're slow, we can run around them."
[prilazi im zombi]
Angie Ashford: Not them, them.[pokazuje prstom na krvozderne pse]

Acolyte: "Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Plus you got dental."
Tinker: "She'll hold together. (quietly) Hear that, baby? Hold together."

stop poking me...why don't you lied an army instead of poking me

Al najludji su mi Chicovi citati (ak ovdje itko cita Zagora).
"Tako mi brkova moga djeda apotekara."

Uglavnom sve iz MGS-a.Najviše mi se u pamćenje urezao Volginov razgovor sa Ocelotom o Graninu(koji je usput rečeno,totalno isprebijan,neprepoznatljiv):

Ocelot: Did he talk?
Volgin: No,he died before I could get it out of him.
Ocelot: So he wasn't the spy then?

Volgin vadi odašiljač iz Graninove cipele.

Ocelot: A transmitter?!
Volgin: Maybe he was used by someone else.
Ocelot: I don't approve of your methods.
Volgin: I don't need your approval.I'm in command here!
Ocelot: And that nuclear shell...
Volgin: Still feeling sore about that,ha?What are you going to do,report it to the authorities?!!
Ocelot:...
Volgin: This is war,Major.A Cold War,fought with information and espionage.Potential threats must be weeded out.It is kill or be killed.Your feelings are a menace to the unity of our organisation.Someone is guiding the enemy's hand.A single man can only acomplish so much.Make no mistake,there is spy among us.
Ocelot: But casting suspicion on our own men...
Volgin: The C3 explosives have been stolen!
I tako dalje...

Hideo Kojima je genij.Respect