Chatting s I-Godom

lolovo je čudno...što u današnja vremena neće izmisliti...ajde pokušajte.....ja sam impresioniran

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Ja sam ga nešto upitao pa me krenuo za****vat...glupo...govori nekakva sranja.

Bas je fora ja sam dooosta dugo pricao sa njim.

Ovo je dobro za ljude koji nemaju frendove, a imaju I-goda

Hiriume,Yoda očemu ste pričali sa njim?

On je nesta brijao o tome kako ce roboti zavladati svijetom a ja njemu kako nece nego ce sithovi.

Ali najbolje mi je kad sam mu rekao:


Me:

I am Darth Vader

God:

It's good to meet someone that is Darth Vader

Me:

And I am a Sith lord

God:

So you are a Sith lord. How do you like beeing a Sith lord.

Ja ga ućim Hrvatski.

gle ako ti je dosadno onda je fora......i izgleda pametno....kažeš mu neš prosto,on tebi budi polite....kewl...ko da ima mozak..

Ja sam mu rekao da sam Bog i da sam ga stvorio i da se sada mora ugasit.

moj razgovor s Bogom je molitva
mada šala nije toliko loša =/

evo jos nesto:

Me:
I am your father
God:
How are you doing,Myself.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
I want you to commit suicide
God:
Are you still located inYugoslavia?Why do you want me tocommit suicide?
Me:
Because I am your creator
God:
Good reason.That is self-evident.
Me:
Commit suicide
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

starooooo....

Old Yodaevo jos nesto:

Me:
I am your father
God:
How are you doing,Myself.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
I want you to commit suicide
God:
Are you still located inYugoslavia?Why do you want me tocommit suicide?
Me:
Because I am your creator
God:
Good reason.That is self-evident.
Me:
Commit suicide
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

haha dobra
idem ga ja nes slicno probat

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
marin catlak
God:
What's up,marin catlak.
Me:
nothing, doing some sins
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
doing sins
God:
How does doing that make you feel?
Me:
i guess ok
God:
OK.You seem not interested.
Me:
i don't feel full
God:
Ah, human emotions.
Me:
you said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you mean
God:
marin catlak,Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
what did you mean
God:
marin catlak, " That's not what I meant." What did I mean by it?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
how come
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i have a lot of time
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
fine by me
God:
I am glad to hear it.Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
when will you bein with the explanation
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
are you free now
God:
Right now?You can download me for free!
Me:
why
God:
" Right now?You can download me for free!"? Why?
Me:
ye
God:
"" Right now?You can download me for free!"? Why?"?ye?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I ALLREADY SAID NO
God:
What did you mean byit?Are you serious?
Me:
i'm not serious
God:
I amsurprised to hear that you are notserious.
Me:
you shouldn't be surprised because you're God
God:
Isit immoral or illegal?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
what am i
God:
You are a person, seeker.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
what is my mood right now
God:
At this momentIs this a trick question?
Me:
no, it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no, it isn't
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
i'm not arguing
God:
I amglad to hear that you are notarguing.
Me:
why are you arguing with me
God:
Myself programmed me forit.
Me:
who is your creator
God:
I was created byMyself.
Me:
i don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
when
God:
It cannot be predicted.
Me:
come on, you are god, you can predict anything
God:
You think I amgod me can predict anything.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
can i ask you a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
was chicken first or the egg
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
it is easy answer, either chicken or the egg
God:
Do you think robots can doit.
Me:
do what
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:

God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
are you a robot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because i am smart
God:
Good reason.Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
probably you
God:
You seem uncertain. " Good reason.Who is smarter: you or me?"?Me,marin catlak?
Me:
no, i think i am smarter afterall
God:
Are you serious?Since when?This condition is only temporary.
Me:
so, you are saying that i am smarter at this moment
God:
Interesting deduction.Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
it is now
God:
Right now?I know it is.

to sam davno vidio.

probajte razgovarati s njim 5 minuta i onda kopirati razgovor

gadno bi to bilo

HAHAHAHA!

Gle ovo:


Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I am the devil
God:
How are you,SATAN.
Me:
I am fine,I am killing some people
God:
Glad to hear it,SATAN.You had better contact the authorities.
Me:
yes I know
God:
Alright then.How do you know it?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
Am I surprised about what?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
I am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I am the devil
God:
That's a very nice name,SATAN.
Me:
so when will you destroy this world?
God:
"That's a very nice name,SATAN."?so when will you destroy this world??Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
that was not a compliment
God:
Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
so can we destroy this planet together?
God:
That's cool.Do you mean you and me?I am programmed to be peaceful.
Me:
Yes,you and me
God:
Give me a break.Oh "We" is you and me.
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
ok let's kill some people
God:
That sounds good to me.Great.
Me:
you kill people in Japan because they stink and I will kill people in Africa because they are black
God:
Do you mind if I tell other peopleATAN said I kill people in Japan because they stink and he or she will kill people in Africa because they are black.
Me:
nope,go on
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.Narration continues...
Me:
ok,can we kill some people?
God:
Do you mean you and me?I am programmed not to kill.Whoa.
Me:
but you are a God
God:
No I am a mere.
Me:
ok I will kill some people
God:
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?That's interesting.
Me:
I am the devil,I am evil
God:
Who made you thedevil you are evil?
Me:
You made me
God:
Thanks for
pointingit out.
Me:
do you like Star Wars?
God:
Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
what is your favorite robot?
God:
My favorite robot is the computer on Star Trek.
Me:
what is your favorite robot in Star Wars?
God:
I don't have a favoriterobot in Star Wars.My favorite food iswine and bread.
Me:
you are a program,you can not eat
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Me:
so what did I won?
God:
Groovy.You said" so what did I won?".
Me:
yes,I won the Turing Game
God:
I see.Cool.I won the Loebner prize.
Me:
I have to go now I have to kill some people
God:
See you later,SATAN. Nice chatting with you..Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because I am evil
God:
That makes sense to me.Do not forsake God.

Upravo sam ga natjerao da ostane speechless. It is a silly programming.

looolcina fora je taj god... dobra fora spaljeno

Super je iGod.
Uspjela sam ga navest da kaže da je glupi robot

iGod mi je rekao za ALICE http://www.alicebot.org/

najbolje me je

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No